Monthly Archives: December 2003

The Last Robo-Samurai

I saw the Last Samurai on monday. It was amazing. Nothing is cooler than Samurais. Not even the Terminator. Hey, ya know, I’d bet that if there was a battle of robots, that Robocop couldn’t stack up against the Terminator. (Not the evil Terminator from the first movie… but the hilarious killing machine T-100 from [...]

By ZNB on December 31, 2003 Posted in ULTRAuncategorized™ Comments closed

Twas the Awkwardness of Christmas

So Christmas has come and gone once again… Many feeling bummed out from a day they had looked forward to is finally over. I was one of those who always get excited for Christmas. Desiree’ got to come down and spend Christmas Eve with my family… we had a nice dinner and my Dad’s family [...]

By ZNB on December 29, 2003 Posted in ULTRAholiday™ Comments closed

Where The H.E.Upside-down-and-reverse 77 is Santa?

— The folks of the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) track Santa’s progress [at Noradsanta.org] NORAD is a joint U.S.-Canadian military operation first created in 1958 to monitor the skies over the two countries and warn of missile or air attacks against the United States or Canada. NORAD’s Santa-tracking duties began even before the [...]

By ZNB on December 24, 2003 Posted in ULTRAuncategorized™ Comments closed

Frosty the Snowcone

When Frosty’s pissed on, he gets pissed off. 2 days!!!

By ZNB on December 23, 2003 Posted in ULTRAholiday™ Comments closed

What dumb little kid asked for terror this year?

Santa brings in a Code Orange Terror alert this year. Thanks fat man. It seems i’ve found a picture of the kid who asked for a world of hurt this christmas. His name is Nick, and he is a moron. ::Full Article:: They should make the new terror code alerts happier… lest not to scare [...]

By ZNB on December 22, 2003 Posted in ULTRAuncategorized™ Comments closed

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