Happy Leprechaun Day!

What all can you do on Leprechaun Day? Let me offer some suggestions.

  • Delve behind the scenes of Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood
  • Drink some Green Kool-Aid
  • Wear a rainbow and carry around a pot with stew (because we know you don’t have gold)
  • Give people a green duct tape mustache if they’re not already wearing green
  • No matter what, don’t pinch anyone. Pinching is not cool. NOT COOL!
  • Create limerick’s about giant raccoon balls

Yeah. I got busy. Sorry this went up so late and is lame. Deal with it. Oh, and have a Happy Leprechaun Day!

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3 Comments

  1. Posted March 20, 2006 at 9:36 pm | Permalink

    There once was a racoon
    Who had giant testicles
    And he swung them back and forth
    From east to westicles.

  2. Posted March 21, 2006 at 2:13 am | Permalink

    There was a little grey coon,
    Who was out in search for some poon,
    His balls were so large,
    They looked like a barge,
    So the girls just wanted to spoon.

  3. Posted March 22, 2006 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    That was way better.

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