As we should all know by now, nothing in my life is either simple or easy. This woe-is-me or pained process is something that I should probably be used to by now.
So my head itched. That’s normal right? Right? Apparently not.
Sometimes that itch on your head really isnt’ an itch. It’s a fungus. Not all the time, but if you’re me it will of course be the case. So the doctor gave me this medicine to put on my head. Awesome. Oh wait, that’s right, my doctor wasn’t specific when seizuring w/ a pencil on that note I took the pharmacy. Guess what I got?
A cream.
Do you understand how hard it is to put an effing cream on your head when you have hair? I’m not saying I have a ton, but still. Come on. It was a bigger pain in the ass to put on than having my head itch. I wrote a letter and sent it w/ my wife as she had an appointment with the doctor the next day. Luckily, I got another prescription for some shampoo without going back in. And by luckily, I mean it was easier to apply than the cream, but it made my head smell like rotten metal (if there is such a thing).
So the moral of the story is, sometimes when you have an itch it will turn out to be a fungus that you’ll need to treat so specify that you want that nasty metal smelling shampoo.
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Hehehehe.
Please tell me you have a pic of the cream attempt?
I personaly think that most doctors don’t have a clue about that thing called real life. I mean if you have something orrid like piles that it by all accounts really REALLY painful… he gives you something to stick up your swollen red ass! This is all heresay of course because I havent had a swollen red ass and have no intention of getting one. Baboons FTL :(
Anyway, yes. I have completely ruined your blog now with swollen red asses.
Wonder if you can get cream for that? Me being on your blog I mean not the whole ass thing. Ill shut up now, its late and ive been talking to Bob all damn day.