Crappy New Years

Do you know where they play a crappy elevator version of the new years song when the ball drops?

Walmart.

Why do I know this? Because New Years was a bit different this year. We usually have people over and celebrate the dawning of a new year with movies and videogames.

Not this year, we had friends, movies, videogames, and a bunch of water dripping in the basement from the valve cracking by the toilet. Totally. Awesome. So I rang in the new year looking for a connector tube and valve for the toilet at Walmart. No one was there but the employees, myself and my friend.

After I got one piece I needed and not being able to get the second piece, we went back home to ring in the year by the toilet. I figure a few of you also rang in the new year by the toilet as well.

Sinners.

Anyways, to old acquaintances being forgot, and all the blah blah blah. Does anyone really know the words to that?

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One Comment

  1. Posted January 6, 2007 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    Happy New Year! I guess. I tried to email you a while ago to ask for your address so I could send you a Christmas card- but it got sent back to me. Can you email it to me so I can send it- even though it is so very late? That would be great.

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