Thought I’d take a minute to round up some reviews of movies we’ve watched, starting since this past Christmas. Since I’m pretty busy (as I’m sure you are all, too), I’ve decided to save sweet time by limiting my reviews to one sentence per movie. If you would like more detailed reviews, feel free to send me a quick message with your question. But since I probably won’t respond, just go ahead and visit www.rottentomatoes.com.
The Highlander
There should be only one “not as good as advertised movie” starring Christopher Lambert, but no…there’s many, many more. 2 out of 4 Man Pony Tails wish they appeared in this film.
The Benchwarmers
Not even the sped up fart jokes were funny (and that’s saying A LOT). 1/2 out of 4 Man-Childs thought this was hilarious.
Silent Hill
Pass the Depends, please. 3 out of 4 Religious Fanatics loved this movie.
Accepted
Has an acceptable level of hilariousity. 2 1/2 out of 4 potheads laughed their potheads off.
The Game
Get ready to blow your mind. 3 out of 4 immature high schoolers thought the twists in this movie were like insane.
Beowulf & Grendel (2005)
Beo-retarded. 0 out of 4 hairy trolls enjoyed this movie.