300
Slow motion Spartan killing and then some fast motion Spartan killing! 5 out of 5 men loved the film but agreed there should have been more boobies.
TMNT
A great new 3D animated story of the turtles after they’ve disbanded for a while, and must team up once again to save the world. 3 out of 5 children stood up and danced at the song in the credits.
Grindhouse
Two B-Movies for the price of one! Planet Terror is the better of the two, but the whole experience was extremely awesome. 4.5 out of 5 fake trailers should be made into real films.
Blades of Glory
An alright comedy about two ice skating male rivals eventually team up to go for the gold medal in pairs skating. 3 out of 5 “HOLY CRAP”‘s were heard when Jenna Fisher came out in lingerie.
Disturbia
Shia Lebouf is under house arrest so he started watching his neighbors in this updated “Rear Window” like thiller. 4 out of 5 main actors were not in the Matrix.