Oh. You noticed? Wow. So what do you think it smells like?

Hmmm… Hard to describe. It’s got a weird pungent odor to it. Almost like cat puke.

Cat puke? You think it smells like cat puke? Well my friend… you are absolutely correct! It does! It smells like cat puke!!!

Hey everyone, my shoes smell like cat puke, because my cat was sick last night, and where oh where does she decide to puke? One might think an animal would puke on the floor, and that one person would be correct. Our cat puked on the floor. Then my wife yelled something, to which I came in the bedroom. “Bring me paper towels” the cat is throwing up. “Awesome” - I’m pretty sure those where my exact words. Then after getting paper towels and handing them over I see the cat gagging again. “I think she’s going to throw up again” she says whilst wiping the floor. I look down again, and see her leaning over towards my new converse sneakers. “Ummm” - I said whilst my mind said she better move my shoes so the cat doesn’t puke in them.

You see this is the difference between someone who plays video games and one who does not as much. I saw what was happening and would have reacted with lighting speed. My wife, however, watched the cat puke in my shoes. “Awesome” I said.

I didn’t think there would be that much… I think it’s like when you saw Jurassic Park and you were like, I bet I know how high a pile of dino-doo-doo should be. Then you see the actual pile, and are like “are you kidding me!” That’s a good way to describe how much was in my shoes.

So that hopefully will answer your question of why my shoes smell funny. Have a great day.

Have an awesome weekend!

Did anyone see us on it this weekend?

Of course not (no one watches on the weekend)… but did we make it on camera. You know it! Fat and sassy as ever!

Perhaps I’ll put proof online sometime if I can round it up. Oh, and vacation recaps shortly. We’re busy folks.

Dear Amber,

Thanks for putting this video link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc) into our comments. This video literally gave my wife the heebie-jeebies. I can’t figure out why it would post itself crying (and 5 o’clock shadowy face) on the internets. Anyways, if you thought that was creepy… wait till you see it sing or fart out it’s mouth a new song by Britney. You probably don’t need to watch it past 25 seconds, but you need to see the 18-21 second mark. Pure evil. Oh I should give you that link as well. Here you go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h863nXDqCM0)

Gross.
Seriously.

Since we spend a lot of money on our own entertainment, we might as well review some of it and let you know what’s worth your money or not. We’ll do it mini-commentary style for condensement.

Shoot Em Up:
Clive Owen shows us exactly how great an action movie could be by cramming a ton action into each shot, all the while creating something short, sweet, and to the point film. 5 out of 5 carrot farmers will love this movie.

Halloween:
Michael Myers is the most badass, hugeass, psychoass, murdering, sonovabeyatch you’ll ever see. 4 out of 5 dead teenagers will love Rob Zombie’s re-imagining of this series.

Death Sentence:
The only thing better than a vigilante movie starring Jodie Foster, is the vigilante movie starring the one only Kevin Bacon. 4 out of 5 people still think he looks like a skeleton, but love him anyways.

Balls of Fury:
A movie by the people from Reno 911 is enjoyable, but mostly it would be enjoyable in the comfort of your own home and not the theatre. Mostly. 3 out 5 annoying teenagers eff-ing ruined this movie for us.

War:
Starring Jason Statham and Jet Li, this definitely should have been way more kickass and less boring. 2 out of 5 yakuza dudes wondered how in the world a 9 year old kid snuck into this graphic film.

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We’re done rating these out of 5. So these are simply things we might recommend you check out.

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::Games::

Picross DS: (DS)
Awesome little pixel puzzles that remind me of minesweeper/sudoku and are perfect for the quick little puzzle fix for only $20.

Polarium Advanced: (GBA)
The “sequel” of Polarium is actually better on the GBA than on the DS, and has plenty of “daily” puzzles for you to enjoy.

Bioshock: (Xbox 360)
I’ve only played this for a few hours, but it’s probably one of the best story-driven FPS experiences I’ve ever… well experienced.

::Music::

Flyleaf - Flyleaf:
Couldn’t resist it any longer, especially at $7.99, and it’s pretty awesome if you like girl singers and semi-hard-rock-n-roll.

M.I.A. - Kala:
If you like electronica mixed with african beats, you’ll like this album.

Ronald Jenkees - Ronald Jenkees Official CD:
Some of the most badass beats you’ll ever hear from a white guy not already signed to a label.

Justice - Cross
An awesome electronic band whose beats will remind you of Daft Punk without as many robots.