Oh. You noticed? Wow. So what do you think it smells like?

Hmmm… Hard to describe. It’s got a weird pungent odor to it. Almost like cat puke.

Cat puke? You think it smells like cat puke? Well my friend… you are absolutely correct! It does! It smells like cat puke!!!

Hey everyone, my shoes smell like cat puke, because my cat was sick last night, and where oh where does she decide to puke? One might think an animal would puke on the floor, and that one person would be correct. Our cat puked on the floor. Then my wife yelled something, to which I came in the bedroom. “Bring me paper towels” the cat is throwing up. “Awesome” - I’m pretty sure those where my exact words. Then after getting paper towels and handing them over I see the cat gagging again. “I think she’s going to throw up again” she says whilst wiping the floor. I look down again, and see her leaning over towards my new converse sneakers. “Ummm” - I said whilst my mind said she better move my shoes so the cat doesn’t puke in them.

You see this is the difference between someone who plays video games and one who does not as much. I saw what was happening and would have reacted with lighting speed. My wife, however, watched the cat puke in my shoes. “Awesome” I said.

I didn’t think there would be that much… I think it’s like when you saw Jurassic Park and you were like, I bet I know how high a pile of dino-doo-doo should be. Then you see the actual pile, and are like “are you kidding me!” That’s a good way to describe how much was in my shoes.

So that hopefully will answer your question of why my shoes smell funny. Have a great day.