So as I was driving to work, I start to turn past McDonald’s, when I see
this older dude begin walking across the street (not in the crosswalk,
which is like 4 feet away). So I stop to wait for him, and guess what he
does? He actually goes a couple feet, slowly bends down, and picks up a
coin. A stupid coin. While I’m waiting for him to cross. Then he SLOWLY
stands back up and admires his freakin’ awesome find, which from my
observations is worth anywhere between 1 and a whopping 10 cents. He
finally finishes crossing the road, going as slow as humanly possible.
I can’t help but wonder if I was on some kind of hidden camera show, like
Boiling Point. But I think he was more likely just a weirdo. Or a coin collector…same difference.
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in my head, it would have been hilarious to just lay on the horn. but in real life, i would never disrespect my elders so.
i would have run over him. or at the very least, kind of nudged him with my front bumper so as to make him lose his balance, but not really hurt him.