Excuse Me, ABC and Lost,

Your decision to air a two-hour long episode of Lost concerns me. Frankly, I feel disprespected. You’re obviously confident that everyone must love your show so much that they’ll sit through an extra HOUR of it, putting themselves out and possibly losing one more hour of sleep. That’s a little presumptuous, don’t you think? Especially for a show that should have ended at least a year ago. You really are milking it, and I find that totally and completely arrogant.

I mean, of course I’ll still watch Lost next week, but don’t expect me to enjoy it.