Life Lessons: Wall Edition

If you were to look up the word “WALL” in the dictionary you would probably have a definition of “a solid structure that either divides or protects a certain area.”

A wall is a funny thing to me. Not only does it separate living space, but it gives you a sense of privacy. That last part is what I find humorous.

If you don’t understand what I’m talking about let me explain. Sometimes, someone asks to use your bathroom, and then they go in and shut the door. Sometimes, they think that the wall and door will hold in the sound that they produce whilst inside. More than likely, it will not. When the current resident of said dwelling area hears that sound, it is hard not to CAPITAL LOL all over the place. Plus, if you start laughing they’ll hear you and it will ruin everything.

I do think that the worst wall is the one that can’t been seen. Perhaps you’re just in a rush and go into a public restroom, or maybe someone warns you to wait a few minutes before going in, but you don’t listen. That’s when you walk right into a wall of smell. The great thing is, everyone reading this can totally remember a time this has happened. It’s the universal oh-my-gosh-I’m-going-to-puke moment.

Walls are a funny thing. Remember next time to wait a little bit before running face first into a wall made of farts, and quit wondering if anyone can hear you because they totally can.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted May 19, 2008 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    I saw this in my “drafts” folder from a year ago so I “finished” it… I didn’t realize I posted something about my mother… although it is partially based on her and other guests visiting our apartment at the time. Couldn’t find it in the search though. Any clues?

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