In case you were wondering what we were up to over the past week. Here is a list of the things we did while we were away:

• Drove to Cincinnati
• Stayed with Father-in-Law
• Went to 4th of July fireworks by the river looking at Newport, KY
• Went to lunch w/ wife’s college roommate and husband
• Stopped by AceDaryl & Amber’s place
• Received most radical/earliest birthday present ever (pictures later)
• Watched Wall-E at the Regal in Deerfield
• Visited Graeters for Ice Cream Delight
• Stayed w/ mother-in-law
• Stopped by Max & Erma’s for lunch deliciousity
• Shopped at the Mall (looked at surround sound systems)
• Watched Fido via Netflix instant watch internet thingie
• Visited Newport Aquarium and documented the venture w/ pictures
• Ate at P.F. Changs and had extreme bloat
• Showed some class by visiting the Cincinnati Art Museum (also cracked jokes that the tour guide did not appreciate)
• Were denied free tickets to Sneak Preview of Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
• Watched Kung Fu Panda instead at the AMC in Newport, KY
• Discussed Kill Bill vol. 2… then we watched it
• Took a tour at Sharon Woods Heritage Village (= boring)
• Lost my ass in the game of Life
• Traveled to the Wexner Center of the Arts to see the Jeff Smith exhibit in Columbus, OH (and it was totally rad)
• Finally met Charlie Scrabbles, and went to BJ’s Brewery with his owners
• Stayed with my cousins
• Went to the Columbus Zoo
• Felt all fancy pants at Brio then got the bill ($9! in their face!)
• Shook Daniel Tosh’s (and his hilarious featured act’s) hand after their awesome stand-up routines
• Saw Miguel el Loco (and the mrs. el loco) and his awesome house of awesomeness
• Ate at Roosters (had chicken)
• Watched Brendan Frasier travel to the center of the earth in 3D
• Came home to a screaming with excitement kitty

The end. Back to work and normal life. *Sad face*