Hey there Christian kids! Are you tired of not being able to play Guitar Hero because the music is too “depressing”, “secular”, and “worldly”? If so, you’re in luck! There’s a new Guitar Hero in town and His name is JESUS! Now you can praise his name with a plastic guitar and jam to the tasty riffs of such hits as: “Rock of Ages”, “Same Ol’ Sinner”, and “Foreverandever Etc.”
“Grab the guitar and play along with top Christian bands! Shred those riffs or blast the bass…you add a unique sound to the solid Christian rock. But watch out: if you can’t keep up, the artists will take a break and stop the music. Crank it up and try again – you’ll soon be rockin’ with the best while praising the Lord!”
Guitar Praise comes with a guitar, game, over 50 songs, and as a bonus: eternal salvation* for only $99.95! What are you waiting for?!?! Preorder today!
*Eternal salvation only while supplies last.
3 Comments
thought it was fake, but it is really real. poor kids not getting to listen to secular music. well now they can be just as frustrated as me and not be able to get past medium difficulty.
*giggles with glee*
Thanks for this.
totally thought this was fake.