Author Archives: Dorkusbalorkus

Happy Monday!

Seeing other people have fun always puts me in a good mood.

By Dorkusbalorkus on November 23, 2009 Posted in ULTRAentertainment™ 1 Comment

Giant Nerd Commits Crime with Klingon Sword

Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword inspired by the Star Trek science fiction series. I don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that the man committed robberies with a Klingon sword, or the fact that some of you read the above [...]

By Dorkusbalorkus on February 4, 2009 Posted in ULTRAgeek™, ULTRAnews™ 1 Comment

Excuse Me, Fellow Theatre-Goer:

Could you please NOT eat your peely skin? That’s just gross. And distracting. Here I am, trying to enjoy a nice relaxing evening with my husband and friend at our local cinema. You are obviously enjoying your gigantic box of Nerds. And scratching your large arms. And then eating scratched off bits of skin. I [...]

By Dorkusbalorkus on January 22, 2009 Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 1 Comment

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

Ours is. But it isn’t cooling our food very well. The good news is, we think we figured why. The bad news is, we have a mice problem. Take a guess at how many bodies we pulled out from the condenser coils. Hit the jump for the pictorial answer.

By Dorkusbalorkus on October 12, 2008 Posted in ULTRAus™ 1 Comment

Re: Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit.

This video makes me all hot and bothered.

By Dorkusbalorkus on June 16, 2008 Posted in ULTRAvideogames™ Leave a comment

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