Author Archives: ZNB_Dorkus

You Gotta Rap

Went to Rally’s yesterday. A cup told us to go to www.rap-cat.com. So we did, and you should to. This cat is a total pimp. *We also want to give a shout out to our boy mjblink, who contributed to this post by purchasing a delicious Rally’s value meal and asking us if our drink [...]

By ZNB_Dorkus on March 12, 2007 Posted in ULTRAhilarity™ 1 Comment

Excuse Us, Media

For the past week, you have covered TWO stories: the ’08 election and Anna Nicole Smith’s paternity mess. At first we thanked the heavens for something else to talk about besides the election we will be forced to hear about for TWO friggin’ years. But now, we’re sick of all the “breaking” news about Anna. [...]

By ZNB_Dorkus on February 16, 2007 Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 1 Comment

Excuse Me, Dave (from GAS)

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but someone has to. You’re not 16, anymore.

By ZNB_Dorkus on September 17, 2006 Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 2 Comments

Introducing…

He’s the newest addition to our tiny clan. We love him because he’s cute, likes to play a lot, and we won’t have to dust blinds ever again.

By ZNB_Dorkus on August 29, 2006 Posted in ULTRAus™ 2 Comments

KnowledgeULTRA™ Welcomes…

We would like to take a minute to welcome our new guest blogger Seth Herman! Mr. Herman is quite a character, and we think he will bring a lot to the ULTRAtable™. We welcome him with arms wide open, and look forward to working with him in the future. Due to the fact of moving [...]

By ZNB_Dorkus on June 27, 2006 Posted in ULTRAus™ 2 Comments

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