Category Archives: ULTRAexcuseme™

Excuse Me, Fellow Theatre-Goer:

Could you please NOT eat your peely skin? That’s just gross. And distracting. Here I am, trying to enjoy a nice relaxing evening with my husband and friend at our local cinema. You are obviously enjoying your gigantic box of Nerds. And scratching your large arms. And then eating scratched off bits of skin. I [...]
By Dorkusbalorkus Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 1 Comment

Excuse Me, Mozilla

Let me start off by singing your praises. Your web browser is the best I’ve experienced and I cannot wait to download Firefox 3. I thought it was a great idea to see how many downloads you can get in 24hrs. Perhaps you will win some sort of World Records like you’re hoping. I say [...]
By ZNB Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 2 Comments

Excuse Me, ABC and Lost,

Your decision to air a two-hour long episode of Lost concerns me. Frankly, I feel disprespected. You’re obviously confident that everyone must love your show so much that they’ll sit through an extra HOUR of it, putting themselves out and possibly losing one more hour of sleep. That’s a little presumptuous, don’t you think? Especially [...]
By Dorkusbalorkus Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 1 Comment

Excuse Me, Candy Companies

Mjblink had this hilarious note as his away message earlier and I told him to post it. He didn’t so I’m doing it for him. since when the hell is green apple the default green candy flavor? green apple doesn’t mix well with any other fruit flavor. wtf candy companies? Paid for by the Bring [...]
By ZNB Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 5 Comments

Excuse Me Bumper Sticker Stickerers

What goes through your head when you decide that you want to place a sticker on your car? This is something that I would like to know. Do you think that by placing a political or religious sticker on your car is going to make me love you or agree with you? All it seems [...]
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