Category Archives: ULTRAexcuseme™

Excuse Me Pet Store Clerks,

Thank you to those of you who were willing to stay open past normal store hours, so we could pick up a new friend for Buster. As a sane human being to others, I appreciate the fact that you care so much to sacrifice your time so that a shelter cat can find a loving [...]

By Dorkusbalorkus Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 3 Comments

Excuse Me, Sam’s Club

This past Saturday, my husband and I wanted to look around your store for a TV stand. We don’t have a membership, but we thought that if we found a good deal on a stand or something else we could use we’d get the membership. But screw that. Why would you not let us look [...]

By Dorkusbalorkus Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 5 Comments

Excuse Me, Dave (from GAS)

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but someone has to. You’re not 16, anymore.

By ZNB_Dorkus Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 2 Comments

Excuse Me, Car Show Exhibitors

Don’t get me wrong…I thoroughly enjoyed gawking at most of your awesome cars this past Sunday. But some of you didn’t belong there. Maybe there is a little confusion out there about what makes a car show-worthy. Just because your crappy car is for sale, that doesn’t mean it should be at a car show. [...]

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Excuse me Pluto,

I know that you’re probably upset right now. It’s okay, you have every right to be. So you’re smaller than the other planets. So what? You’re still cool. A lot of people still like you. They even gave you a new nickname of “Dwarf Planet.” That should count for something shouldn’t it? No? You don’t [...]

By ZNB Posted in ULTRAexcuseme™ 1 Comment