Category Archives: ULTRAholiday™

A Hilarious New Post For You!

April Fools.

By ZNB on April 1, 2008 Posted in ULTRAholiday™ Leave a comment

Happy Belated Easter!

We’ll celebrate with the popular email forward image. Hope you had a nice one.

By ZNB on March 24, 2008 Posted in ULTRAholiday™ Leave a comment

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! [Updated]

I totally forgot it was St. Patrick’s Day. I have ZERO green on! ZERO. Luckily, I found a green sharpie pen which I now have in my pocket, but why do I have to wear green? Is it the fear of being pinched!? Why is there pinching involved w/ a holiday??? Was St. Patrick a [...]

By ZNB on March 17, 2008 Posted in ULTRAholiday™ 5 Comments

Happy Halloweenie!

It’s officially “be cruel to your animals” day. While human kids everywhere are getting excited about being witches, goblins, and Hannah Montana, pets dread even the thought of what their masters will force them to endure tonight. But we’re glad for this one day a year when we can be borderline abusive, because it gives [...]