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A Hilarious New Post For You!

ZNB — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:19:41 +0000

April Fools.

Happy Belated Easter!

ZNB — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:07:51 +0000

We’ll celebrate with the popular email forward image. Hope you had a nice one.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! [Updated]

ZNB — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:23:31 +0000

I totally forgot it was St. Patrick’s Day. I have ZERO green on! ZERO.

Luckily, I found a green sharpie pen which I now have in my pocket, but why do I have to wear green? Is it the fear of being pinched!? Why is there pinching involved w/ a holiday??? Was St. Patrick a pincher? and if so what did he pinch?!?!

Who comes up with these rules of holidays. I just don’t get it. Well, since I forgot all about it I don’t have anything hilarious planned. But, I did last year!

UPDATE:
Added a little Irish Spring flash to the page with the hilarious line from Troll 2. I guess a troll is close to a leprechaun!

Happy Halloweenie!

Dorkusbalorkus — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:59:03 +0000

It’s officially “be cruel to your animals” day. While human kids everywhere are getting excited about being witches, goblins, and Hannah Montana, pets dread even the thought of what their masters will force them to endure tonight. But we’re glad for this one day a year when we can be borderline abusive, because it gives us hilarious pictures like this.

Our own kitties may be spared tonight. MAY be. It depends on how much time we want to spend looking through our basement for old doll clothes. So Buster and Bijou, if you’re reading this, here’s a fair warning: go hide the cabbage patch dolls NOW. You might want to get rid of all the toilet paper in the house, too. Unless you really want to play a game of Let’s Make a Mummy.

After the jump, there are 29 more pictures of hilarious pet costume cruelty… (picture thanks via email forward)

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Happy Memorial Day!

ZNB — Tue, 29 May 2007 02:24:03 +0000

A bit late… but still worth posting.

Many thanks to all those who help defend our freedom.

It’s the CARD that counts

ZNB — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 21:04:40 +0000

In case you totally forgot today was V-Day… and forgot to get that special someone a card. Here are some great free cards that will win over the hearts of anyone.

Anyone that understands super awesome video game related love.

4cr V-Day Cards – VGcats V-Day Cards

Best ValenTIME’s Gift Ever

Dorkusbalorkus — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:18:21 +0000

For all you last minute shoppers out there, I have the PERFECT gift idea:

You’re welcome.

Crappy New Years

ZNB — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 19:59:54 +0000

Do you know where they play a crappy elevator version of the new years song when the ball drops?

Walmart.

Why do I know this? Because New Years was a bit different this year. We usually have people over and celebrate the dawning of a new year with movies and videogames.

Not this year, we had friends, movies, videogames, and a bunch of water dripping in the basement from the valve cracking by the toilet. Totally. Awesome. So I rang in the new year looking for a connector tube and valve for the toilet at Walmart. No one was there but the employees, myself and my friend.

After I got one piece I needed and not being able to get the second piece, we went back home to ring in the year by the toilet. I figure a few of you also rang in the new year by the toilet as well.

Sinners.

Anyways, to old acquaintances being forgot, and all the blah blah blah. Does anyone really know the words to that?

Enjoy These Muffins While We’re Away

ZNB — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 16:39:00 +0000

I hate muffins, but I love this video about them.

As we venture off for a few days, and then party when we get back we thought we’d leave you with a Merry Christmas Message (Sorry we’re a few days late) and a Happy New Years! Cheers!

Merry Poopy Christmas

Dorkusbalorkus — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 00:16:41 +0000

This December has been an exciting time for us: buying lots of gifts, setting up the WHOLE fake Christmas tree (it was too big for our old apartment), and, of course

finding pieces of the tree in the cat’s poop. That was the most exciting thing of all.