Category Archives: ULTRAholiday™

As a civilized society, why do we continue to do this to our children, year after year after year? Because it’s hilarious. That’s why. : Scared of Santa Pics :

To celebrate, here’s a pic of our own little demonic turd, Buster: He’s pure evil, I tell you. But not as pure evil as Crystal’s cat.

Independence Day, a day that will be forever etched into our memories…The day that we kicked the asses of those alien sons of bitches. — I hope everyone enjoys their day. I have been watching the Monster Garage episode from Iraq looking for Josh Salmons.

Have you hugged your fugee today? Oh really. Well WE have.

Every once in a while, a day comes along that sucks for just about everyone I know. You’d think that it would have been the ominous 6/6/06, but no. The universal bad day turned out to be yesterday, 6/14/06. If you don’t believe me, here’s just a sampling of the bad luck people endured: First [...]