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by ZNB The Perfect Meltdown

Reese’s new advertising campaign has really nailed it. First of all, I love Reese’s and their new ads make me want to eat a ton of them. Plus, have you heard that awesome song in the background? Holy crap is it awesome, and guess what!?! You can totally download it for free by visiting their website. The track is “The Perfect Meltdown” by Bones Domingo, which now that I know that I want the rest of his music.

Anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyways, there is a Reese’s ad embedded after the break along with another Bones Domingo song “Violet”.

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by Dorkusbalorkus Cat Agility Competitions?

Count me in! I would LOVE to go to one of these things. Just about laughed my head off looking at these pictures. I wonder how hard it would be to organize a cat agility competition here in Southeastern Ohio?

by ZNB Create-a-word day!

Today is Create-a-word day/week (since we hardly ever post). Join in the fun. Put one in the comments!

My new word is:

Hip-hopcrasy (n) [hip-hop-kra-see]
1. a rapper claiming to be gansta, but… (pauses for dramatic effect) ISN’T.

by Dorkusbalorkus Old Dude Crossing, Watch for Coin Collectors

So as I was driving to work, I start to turn past McDonald’s, when I see
this older dude begin walking across the street (not in the crosswalk,
which is like 4 feet away). So I stop to wait for him, and guess what he
does? He actually goes a couple feet, slowly bends down, and picks up a
coin. A stupid coin. While I’m waiting for him to cross. Then he SLOWLY
stands back up and admires his freakin’ awesome find, which from my
observations is worth anywhere between 1 and a whopping 10 cents. He
finally finishes crossing the road, going as slow as humanly possible.

I can’t help but wonder if I was on some kind of hidden camera show, like
Boiling Point. But I think he was more likely just a weirdo. Or a coin collector…same difference.

by ZNB It’s Friday! Finally!!!

Have an awesome weekend!