Category Archives: ULTRAmom™

My t-shirt should say “I survived Black Friday.” You know that little demon that sits on your shoulder and tells you to buy things you don’t need? That’s my mom…only she tells you to buy things you don’t even like. I think it’s her “gathering instinct” that kicks in every time we go shopping. In [...]

I think my mom’s quirky life experiences resonate with a lot of other moms. And not just moms, but the general human population. I mean, who of us hasn’t gone to a meeting in black pants…UNzipped…so that our white underwears peak through? And what person out there can honestly say that they’ve NEVER decided the [...]

For my 25th birthday, my parents took me to see the broadway show Spamalot. We’re fairly certain that my mom accidentally flushed her “ribbon belt” down one of the Aranoff Center’s toilets. Like 99.9 percent sure.

My mom is very passionate about why the movies and TV shows she likes are so awesome. She’ll take on anyone who wants to debate whether My Name is Earl is the funniest show on TV (because it sooo is) and whether Superman is way better than the second Pirates of the Caribbean (don’t even [...]

When my youngest brother was really little, he’d bite me and my other brother all the time. He even bit my mom on the butt when she was bending over to get something out of the bottom freezer. One day, Dustin bit me on the shoulder so hard that I bled. Everyone, including Mom, had [...]