Category Archives: ULTRAnews™

Let me just start off by saying that I cannot believe…CANNOT believe…that this article was actually written and published for a major news company. Someone has actually gone to decent lengths to analyze the garb worn by the fundamentalist mormon women we’ve heard so much about lately. And not only that, but the writer interviewed [...]

For years, mature women who struggle to conceive have been baffled by the ease with which teen girls become pregnant, prompting researchers to begin a study of a group of high-schoolers in southeastern Ohio—to see if any link between their diet and fertility could be drawn. Scientists followed a group of 100 girls, asking them [...]

Happily married people have lower blood pressure than unhappy married people or singles, a Brigham Young University study says. My blood pressure has been an issue since 2006. I can’t believe it’s still that. An issue. Anyways, interesting article but what does it say about my marriage? (Nothing.)

What is a minor heart-attack? Get better Alex!

Fear not, fellow Americans! In these dark days of war, pestilence and Paris Hilton, a new hero has arisen. She is none other than 75-year-old Mona “The Hammer” Shaw, who took the aforementioned implement to her local Comcast office in Manassas to settle a score, and boy, did she! :Taking a Whack Against Comcast: