Category Archives: ULTRAnews™

It’s official: Chuck Norris truly is the most awesome being on the planet. And he’s got my vote. : If I am Elected President : I’m like 99.9% positive he actually wrote this exquisite column and he’d be the best presidential candidate out there right now. What’s not to love? He’s honest, happily married, has [...]

A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming, The Associated Press reports. This is the best news I’ve heard all day. It’s what I call a great Friday. EDIT: from mjblink – http://parisbestday.ytmnd.com/

Yesssss! Scandals, PR bloopers, HR gaffes, and more! But wait…only 101 of them? Aw come on, Corporate America. I know you’ve got more in ya. Here’s to making 2007 a year of two-hundred and one screw-ups/-overs!

Wha? Huh? HOW? That just blows my mind.

Apparently, there are some schools out there where kids don’t have to do homework, go to class, or take tests. They don’t have grades or graduation requirements. …the “schedule” included the following: filming horror movies, chess, debate and making caves for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There are kids who sit here and play video games [...]