KnowledgeULTRA™ » ULTRAretarded™ http://www.knowledgeultra.com 'Fart' is in our daily vocabulary. Wed, 01 Jun 2011 16:52:10 +0000 en hourly 1 Double Rainbow Autotune http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2010/07/double-rainbow-autotune http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2010/07/double-rainbow-autotune#comments Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:08:32 +0000 ZNB http://www.knowledgeultra.com/?p=2235

This guy is freaking out over this double rainbow. Someone autotuned it. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUBLE RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

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I think these guys are a little Bangkok Dangerous. (Via Ze)

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After watching the Matrix: Revolutions, I always hoped someone would do a Dragonball movie. It has so much potential to rule. After hearing that it was going to actually happen, and Goku was going to be played by Justin Chatwin, I immediately started having my doubts of it’s awesomeness. BUT after watching this trailer, my doubts were put to rest. It’s now confirmed that Dragonball looks COMPLETELY RETARDED. Not only doesn’t Bulma have blue hair, but Piccolo looks like the dude from Frisky Dingo. Also, I can’t believe that Chow Yung Fat is in this as Master Roshi… I didn’t see any resemblance. *Sighs*

]]> http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2008/10/dragonball/feed 1 Old Dude Crossing, Watch for Coin Collectors http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/11/old-dude-crossing-watch-for-coin-collectors http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/11/old-dude-crossing-watch-for-coin-collectors#comments Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:35:25 +0000 Dorkusbalorkus http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/11/old-dude-crossing-watch-for-coin-collectors So as I was driving to work, I start to turn past McDonald’s, when I see
this older dude begin walking across the street (not in the crosswalk,
which is like 4 feet away). So I stop to wait for him, and guess what he
does? He actually goes a couple feet, slowly bends down, and picks up a
coin. A stupid coin. While I’m waiting for him to cross. Then he SLOWLY
stands back up and admires his freakin’ awesome find, which from my
observations is worth anywhere between 1 and a whopping 10 cents. He
finally finishes crossing the road, going as slow as humanly possible.

I can’t help but wonder if I was on some kind of hidden camera show, like
Boiling Point. But I think he was more likely just a weirdo. Or a coin collector…same difference.

]]> http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/11/old-dude-crossing-watch-for-coin-collectors/feed 2 Why the eff would you post this online? http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/09/why-the-eff-would-you-post-this-online http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/09/why-the-eff-would-you-post-this-online#comments Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:30:07 +0000 ZNB http://knowledgeultra.com/blog/?p=1275 Dear Amber,

Thanks for putting this video link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc) into our comments. This video literally gave my wife the heebie-jeebies. I can’t figure out why it would post itself crying (and 5 o’clock shadowy face) on the internets. Anyways, if you thought that was creepy… wait till you see it sing or fart out it’s mouth a new song by Britney. You probably don’t need to watch it past 25 seconds, but you need to see the 18-21 second mark. Pure evil. Oh I should give you that link as well. Here you go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h863nXDqCM0)

Gross.
Seriously.

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]]> http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/08/hurray-for-elephants/feed 2 Idiot of The Week, A.K.A 800 Numbers Are Magically Delicious http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/06/idiot-of-the-week-aka-800-numbers-are-magically-delicious http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/06/idiot-of-the-week-aka-800-numbers-are-magically-delicious#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:58:25 +0000 Dorkusbalorkus http://knowledgeultra.com/blog/?p=1224 Today, a lady called me at work and asked for an estimate for us making ponds for her. We’re an internet company, and we sell only things in our web store—which does NOT include enchanted ponds that transport themselves from Ohio to anywhere in the world. I had to explain like 10 times that we don’t “make” ponds, we just sell fountain pumps.

She didn’t get it. Then she wanted me to give her a referral for someone who could do landscaping for her. On the off chance that she might be local and I could appease her wishes, I asked where she was. But of course she wasn’t from around here. She was in Atlanta, GA. I was like, “Well, we’re in Ohio, so I don’t know anyone down there that can do your landscaping. You’re just gonna have to go to somebody local, by you.” And then she got kinda pissy and was like, “Well STILL, you can at LEAST give me an 800 number that I can call to find someone.”

WTF?
(more…)

]]> http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/06/idiot-of-the-week-aka-800-numbers-are-magically-delicious/feed 1 Um, Get Out Of My Head! http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/05/um-get-out-of-my-head http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/05/um-get-out-of-my-head#comments Thu, 24 May 2007 20:35:51 +0000 ZNB http://knowledgeultra.com/blog/?p=1225 Seriously. Get out of my head right now. I don’t how the hell you got in there. I haven’t heard your voice for a long time, and I really liked it that way. Just… tell me one thing more before I go: Tell me how I’m supposed to live without you!!!? (Now that I’ve been loving you so long…)

Michael Bolton, please get out of my head!

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If you’ve got a strong stomach and get the giggles watching someone drink ipecac for some cash, this video is for you. My favorite part is when it starts in the middle of his swearing. Ha.

]]> http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/05/ipecac/feed 0 Worst Movie Posters EVER. http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/05/worst-movie-posters-ever http://www.knowledgeultra.com/2007/05/worst-movie-posters-ever#comments Thu, 10 May 2007 20:22:02 +0000 Dorkusbalorkus http://knowledgeultra.com/blog/?p=1212 I’m at a loss for an introduction. Just look.

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