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Category Archives: ULTRAretarded™
Idiot of The Week, A.K.A 800 Numbers Are Magically Delicious
Today, a lady called me at work and asked for an estimate for us making ponds for her. We’re an internet company, and we sell only things in our web store—which does NOT include enchanted ponds that transport themselves from Ohio to anywhere in the world. I had to explain like 10 times that we [...]
Um, Get Out Of My Head!
Seriously. Get out of my head right now. I don’t how the hell you got in there. I haven’t heard your voice for a long time, and I really liked it that way. Just… tell me one thing more before I go: Tell me how I’m supposed to live without you!!!? (Now that I’ve been [...]
Ipecac
If you’ve got a strong stomach and get the giggles watching someone drink ipecac for some cash, this video is for you. My favorite part is when it starts in the middle of his swearing. Ha.