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Cat Eating Treat (UR DOIN IT WRONG)

ZNB — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:11:34 +0000

Oh Bijou! The internets are laughing at your eating treat fail. This was filmed today after she was playing in her new playhouse we got her for xmas. Anyways, since we post cat videos a lot… here’s another one!

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

Dorkusbalorkus — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:19:43 +0000

Ours is. But it isn’t cooling our food very well. The good news is, we think we figured why. The bad news is, we have a mice problem. Take a guess at how many bodies we pulled out from the condenser coils. Hit the jump for the pictorial answer.
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It’s Birthday Time!!!

ZNB — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:52:39 +0000

So today is my birthday. I’m officially the same age as my wife for a few months. Guess I can’t call her old for a bit!

Wonder what I got for my birthday? Me too… Hasn’t all come in yet. But here’s a list so far:

Michelangelo (TMNT) Crochet
South Park Season 11
Reno 911 Season 3
Supreme Beings of Leisure – 11i
Green Castle Crasher Figurine
Starbursts
Soul Calibur IV (XBOX 360)
Shazaam Comics by Jeff Smith
Various Gen 13 Comics

If you feel like playing a guessing game, what kind of cake & ice cream do you think I got?
Funfetti w/ Vanilla Funfetti Icing & Cookies and Cream Ice Cream (YUM)

I was really looking forward to sitting down and enjoying some XBOX 360 arcade releases this weekend, BUT on Wednesday my dreams were shattered. While playing, Bionic Commando: Rearmed for .2 seconds the game froze (I had troubles last week with BRAID freezing and chalked it up to a faulty download) and when I restarted the system I got the dreaded 3 rings of death. I sent the system in for repairs Thursday evening. I just hope I get it back in time for Castle Crashers.

Our Vacation (Bullet Pointed)

ZNB — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:54:04 +0000

In case you were wondering what we were up to over the past week. Here is a list of the things we did while we were away:

Drove to Cincinnati
Stayed with Father-in-Law
Went to 4th of July fireworks by the river looking at Newport, KY
Went to lunch w/ wife’s college roommate and husband
Stopped by AceDaryl & Amber’s place
Received most radical/earliest birthday present ever (pictures later)
Watched Wall-E at the Regal in Deerfield
Visited Graeters for Ice Cream Delight
Stayed w/ mother-in-law
Stopped by Max & Erma’s for lunch deliciousity
Shopped at the Mall (looked at surround sound systems)
Watched Fido via Netflix instant watch internet thingie
Visited Newport Aquarium and documented the venture w/ pictures
Ate at P.F. Changs and had extreme bloat
Showed some class by visiting the Cincinnati Art Museum (also cracked jokes that the tour guide did not appreciate)
Were denied free tickets to Sneak Preview of Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Watched Kung Fu Panda instead at the AMC in Newport, KY
Discussed Kill Bill vol. 2… then we watched it
Took a tour at Sharon Woods Heritage Village (= boring)
Lost my ass in the game of Life
Traveled to the Wexner Center of the Arts to see the Jeff Smith exhibit in Columbus, OH (and it was totally rad)
Finally met Charlie Scrabbles, and went to BJ’s Brewery with his owners
Stayed with my cousins
Went to the Columbus Zoo
Felt all fancy pants at Brio then got the bill ($9! in their face!)
Shook Daniel Tosh’s (and his hilarious featured act’s) hand after their awesome stand-up routines
Saw Miguel el Loco (and the mrs. el loco) and his awesome house of awesomeness
Ate at Roosters (had chicken)
Watched Brendan Frasier travel to the center of the earth in 3D
Came home to a screaming with excitement kitty

The end. Back to work and normal life. *Sad face*

Happy 3rd of July!

ZNB — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:27:03 +0000

Hmmm… sounds a bit off doesn’t it? Well, it’s not! Today is our wedding anniversary (aw) of 4 years. Went to Ruby Tuesdays and ate too much. Then went over to my parents to feed their cats and took a lovely stroll at Walmart. Yes, exciting and romantic! Oh well, vacation officially started today at 12. We’re off for a week. Some of our readers will be getting a visit, others still don’t care.

Anyways, Happy Holidays!

Gravatars n’ You & What You Should Do

ZNB — Thu, 29 May 2008 12:53:04 +0000

You may or may not have noticed but there have been some very minor tweaks to the site in the last week. The most noticeable is the addition of automatic gravatar creation in the comments. This is the picture that shows up next to your comment.

To be honest I was sick of looking at “?” where a picture should be. I remember mentioning that everyone who comments should sign up for a gravatar and no one did (this was a long while ago), and I’m sure most of you don’t remember that or didn’t care. I found a plugin that would make one for you so it’s a little less boring. Oh, and it’s a monster one… which is of course the best kind.

So far, they all look rad, especially Amber’s “duck brain heart” combo monster. If you hate them, you can go to gravatar.com and sign-up for free. You upload your picture and it attaches itself to the email that you use to comment. So if you use a hotmail account when you comment, use that when you sign up.

See you in the comments!

Dream a Little Dream For Me

Dorkusbalorkus — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:51:17 +0000

Ah yes, another night, another string of crazy-a** dreams. At one point, I was dropping this baby off at an animal shelter for “training.” He was completely unruly. And a cat that looked like Buster was in the next cage. The baby somehow could stand up and talk and it started yelling as I shut the cage, “Screw you!” and swearing. Then later, my teeth fell out, yet again, and I was desperate to find a dentist that could fix the problem permanently, as I was tired of having to keep putting them back in my gums, which hurt like h*ll.

I think the Sandman has a twisted sense of humor. Tell us about your insane dreams!

Remembering Buster Brown

ZNB_Dorkus — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:28:35 +0000

We’ve been going through some old pictures and videos of our little guy the last couple of days. I know a few of you got to actually meet him, but for those who didn’t have the chance we thought we’d share a bit of his life with you.

It hurts so much to let you go, but we’re so glad you came.

We’re going to miss him so much, but it’s nice that we have some things to remember him by. Hope you enjoy.

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Buster is super sick, and we are super upset [Updated]

ZNB_Dorkus — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:45:14 +0000

Our precious little Buster is still extremely ill. We’ve had him to the vet Friday, Saturday, all day today and he’s staying all night at a Kitty Emergency Watch thing. So anyone that prays for kitties please pray for ours. Thanks. That is all for now.

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Happy Holidays!

ZNB_Dorkus — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:58:56 +0000

Christmas is almost upon us. Vacations are starting. Hurrah, hurray, yahoo!

We’ll be back next year. Hopefully a little bit better on posting. Until then, enjoy our dancing elf show.

Wishing you the best holiday ever!
ZNB, Dorkus, & mjblink