Category Archives: ULTRAus™

New Host, I’m an Idiot, Update your links/feeds

First things first, we’ve switched to a new host: eleven2. So far things are great, super easy to get things moved, upgraded, and if it wasn’t for me being an idiot you would have seen the site switch over seamlessly on Friday. Alas, now I know that eleven2 has great customer support, and a friendly [...]

By ZNB Posted in ULTRAus™ 1 Comment

The Today Show

Did anyone see us on it this weekend? Of course not (no one watches on the weekend)… but did we make it on camera. You know it! Fat and sassy as ever! Perhaps I’ll put proof online sometime if I can round it up. Oh, and vacation recaps shortly. We’re busy folks.

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Back to the Grind

So we’re back at home, back at work, back to normality for a bit. Vacation was great. You should see our tans. By tan, I really mean pale freckly skin. You couldn’t even tell we were in Orlando for a bit. We’ll have a vacation wrap up sometime in the near future, and we’re also [...]

By ZNB Posted in ULTRAus™ 3 Comments

Flood me with your Birthday Praises

I turned 25 today. Hurray for me. I also put in a 15hr workday. Hurray for me (less enthused). I’m tired, but not too tired for cake. Since I just got in, I thought I’d let everyone know I’m still alive and kicking. Perhaps in a few weeks, my life will return to normal instead [...]

By ZNB Posted in ULTRAus™ 5 Comments

Notes on the Weekend (Spray Fart Edition)

Perhaps this should be posted by Chad as an ULTRAlesson™. Good Idea: Picking up Bijou and holding her up in the air so she can “fly”. Bad Idea: Picking up Buster and accidentally squeezing him so he sprays butt juice all over you. Believe you me, Buster was just as surprised as Chad. I think [...]

By Dorkusbalorkus Posted in ULTRAus™ 3 Comments